December 2011
jfc
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
“When I turned 18, I felt I was grown up. Then when I was 21, I reflected, ‘Boy,...”
– Shelley Duvall (via rachell)
3000 years in the future
Historian: Now children i will teach you a love song used to woo nobility of centuries past
Historian: TO THE WINDOW
TO THE WALL
TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS
ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL
Watchglitterpants:
silent-i-go-under:
raccoonprincess:
videohall:
Drunk Man Tries Walking Up Hill.
this guy reminds me of my cousin earl
i was rooting for him the whole time
the second i pressed play i already started cracking up omfg
GPOY
closed the door, lit up some potpourri (not a...
i think its safe to say that its game time
Watchuncle-ric0:
angrymatingsquirrels:
nancygracesnipslip:
whatsthepointinsleeping:
gaytoothfairy:
consecratio:
omfg i died
it felt good didnt it?
blue balls to the max
Is this one Zach or Cody I can’t tell smh
oh my GOD
jesus omg
so basically i just cut all my hairs off
ALL OF THEM
it will look cute in like five days though i promise
i feel like you're fucking with my life and I...
You know that suspicion you feel in the bottom of your spine when you know that someone could easily prod themselves into your life without actually being physically manifested at all?
That’s what I’m dealing with right now. I feel like I’m being forcefully twisted and bent around tree trunks of bullshit the size of redwoods. Take what you want, otherwise leave it alone.
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